Mom: I’ve been to Florida.
Kid: When?
Mom: A long time ago. I went on a cruise to the Bahamas.
Kid: With Daddy?
Mom: No…
Kid: Then with who?
Dad: Yeah. With who?
Mom: Umm… Tim.
Kid: Who’s Tim?
Dad: Yeah. Who’s Tim?
Mom: He was… Mommy’s special friend ten years ago.
Dad: Wait, weren’t we together then?
Mom: deer in the headlights
Dad: stony silence the rest of the flight
